I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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