In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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