Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
it's great music for shaving your balls
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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