he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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