I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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