hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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