protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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