She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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