i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Randomize
