Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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