How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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