I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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