Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
nutella sex= disaster
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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