We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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