Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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