He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You can make out without kissing
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