well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hippo gnu deer
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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