Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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