Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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