new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i will never coherently bang her
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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