hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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