Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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