you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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