She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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