she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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