Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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