How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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