Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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