Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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