listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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