Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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