Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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