There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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