real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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