do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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