Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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