glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i dont even know how to be here
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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