Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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