bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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