id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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