my mouth tastes like poor choices
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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