So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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