Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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