I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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