Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
