what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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