Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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