I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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