she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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