when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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