We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
