Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I will pee on everything he values.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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